Goldfish officially classified as endangered

A very bad news for goldfish keepers. Goldfish are the latest animals to be classified as endangered. Due to inbreeding and the resulting DNA mutations, these animals slowly became unable to reproduce naturally.

The survival rate at birth is drastically decreasing and according to the tendency, in 10 years they will be able to give birth only by Caesarean section. The cost of such an operation is so high that goldfish will become available only for the elites. It’s expected that Arab sheikhs who keep tigers and lions today will switch to goldfish because they will reflect wealth and power.

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